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"If I was a plumber, I'd be the coolest plumber in town!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Artists At The Auto Show

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''