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'John, who are these people?'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'