Green Car Fan T-Shirts

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Car on bike.

'Wheel technical support line.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Cylinder Head

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Have you installed the heater?

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

On your mark, get set, go!

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."