Self-sufficiency Mugs

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

Middle Distance Runners

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"He's his own best friend."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

DIY FE I really admire those guys. They're very self-sufficient.

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Alien recycling

'What's all the fuss. I've been living off the grid for years and it hasn't inconvienced me.'

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Find it yourself!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Overjumpers

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'