Self-sufficient Seeker Pillows

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Planned service changes

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Monster Self-Help

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?