Self-sufficient Seeker Pillows

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Planned service changes

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Monster Self-Help

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."