Self-improvement Advocate Gifts

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Santa Self Esteem.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I gotta quit that."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I knew I should have finished that body building course!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Sorry, I only weigh one person at a time."

"I'm a manager and I need to be right ALL of the time!"

Super *

They hated me.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

What else is there to wish for?

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"You left your demons here last week."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Critisize your weight.

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'