Personal Growth Warrior Gifts

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Others will fight for you

Reach for the Star.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

That party went well.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Congratulations on the new you!

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."