Personal Growth Journeyer Gifts

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Room for improvement

Med Clinic. Psycho Therapist. Isn't that supposed to be one word? My first therapist didn't help. He told me to be my own best friend, but I refuse to lower my standards that much! The next one was better. She diagnosed me with a fear of success, but assured me I have nothing to worry about. My current therapist is great! When we started, I was afraid to answer the phone ... and now I answer it whether it rings or not!

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

'I know that I take myself too seriously... but it makes me happy.'

Others will fight for you

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

That party went well.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"You left your demons here last week."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."