Personal Growth Seekers Gifts

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Butterfly man emerges from regular man shell.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Help! Spent it all on self-help books."

You are looking at the author of what is about to be the latest, hottest, self-help book on the market. I've condensed happiness into a single, simple solution. Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! I fear this will sell millions of copies. Shut your yapper!

The Manifestation of Dreams

Elf Improvement

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Others will fight for you

Reach for the Star.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

That party went well.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."