Personal Growth Guru Gifts

"I'm disappointed too. Skims right over all the important stuff like psychological development, morality, relationship skills, emotional and personal growth?"

Self empowerment

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'That was Larry...always trying to improve himself.'

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

A woman kisses the mirror.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"It takes a special supervisor to admit he's wrong. So far I can admit to being a special supervisor. I'm still working on the second part."

Listening to a Book - On - Tape that will change her life!'

Feelings of Confidence: 50c.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to read this self-improvement book.'

Always expect the best

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

Maslow's hierarchy of bees

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

You give them free will and they spend a fortune on self-empowerment seminars!

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"What' your New Year's resolution, Sadie?"

"I'm in that really lazy stage that's right after denial."

"She's not very good at setting boundaries."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'm learning to capitalize on my faults."

Others will fight for you

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Reach for the Star.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"#Win!"