Purrsonal Growth Guru Gifts

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

Others will fight for you

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Decision Making Block

The House of Commons.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."