Business Growth Guru Gifts

"In hindsight, it looks like I didn't have enough foresight."

"I work with start-up tech companies that are in the idea stage and help them mature into full-blown concepts!"

"Baldo, one of the foremost laws of economics is that when money begins pouring in...it starts pouring out."

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'I want go-getters, not people who are satisfied with the status quo!'

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Uh-Oh..."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."