Economic Growth Guru Gifts

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Standard & Poor

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

A collective sigh of relief.

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Money down the drain.

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