Gdp Guru Gifts

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

China will grow only 6 percent

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I need to tinkle."

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

A collective sigh of relief.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'