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Dark cloud over an office.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"You funnin' me, bub?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Wallpaper Bouguet

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Thomas Wyatt

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'