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Stoics vs. Epicureans.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Czarcasm

Ten Commandments

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Down With Wikipedia

Gold versus Knowledge

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Mass Confucian

Hypatia

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Galileo vs Aristotle

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Socrates

Homer

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

John Wycliffe

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"