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Archimedes statue with a lever

Ten Commandments

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Down With Wikipedia

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Orpheus and Eurydice

Mass Confucian

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Hypatia

Galileo vs Aristotle

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Mummies for Dummies

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

Homer

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

John Wycliffe

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

Plato

Arkhimed/Archimedes