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'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Down With Wikipedia

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Gold versus Knowledge

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Hypatia

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.