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"My mother used to say, 'If you really love something, let it go. It's always more fun to chase your dinner!'"

Czarcasm

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Down With Wikipedia

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Mass Confucian

Hypatia

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

Workers constructing barcodes

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Plato

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Zeno Gives Directions

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

Not another PowerPoint!

Laozi

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

'This is so old-school.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

Jumpin' jehoshaphat!