Identity Transformation Buff Mugs

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Exercise now!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Date Becomes Wolf

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

Got anything in a corporate logo?

"That's his online avatar...the off-line version is over here."

Another stomach successfully stapled.

'Next week, next butt!'

'Breast implant clinic - No job to small'

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

'Your plastic surgery went great...you look terrific!'

'Remember, son, in this great land of ours you can grow up to be any gender you want to be.'