Identity Transformation Buff Mugs

I've heard of a man trapped in a woman's body, but

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Exercise now!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Which One is Pulling Out?

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

Quit complaining. I told you to go before you got in there.

Man tries on cape

Got anything in a corporate logo?

'Next week, next butt!'

'Breast implant clinic - No job to small'

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

"That's his online avatar...the off-line version is over here."

OMG, we're all going to be butterflies – stop calling her an influencer.

Hello stranger. I seek your counsel. I preach wisdom. I want to reinvent myself. I'm trying to stay relevant. No problem. You need to be a killah who stared down @#$% punks. Great. Is there a class for that? Got me a live one.

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

Another stomach successfully stapled.

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

'Remember, son, in this great land of ours you can grow up to be any gender you want to be.'