Corporate Identity Buff Mugs

Got anything in a corporate logo?

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

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'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"To be a part of our team you first have to go through me. And I'm remarkable non-porous."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'I believe the power tie has been replaced by the power pack.'

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."