Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe
Secret Identity Buff Mugs
Kickstart their day with mugs that reveal or conceal a secret. Perfect for those who love a witty nod to their hidden persona, these mugs add a splash of fun to every coffee break.
High security Santa's grotto
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"
The Best Defense
Aggression/Security
Milkin' Impossible
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.
Top Secret - Destroy before reading.
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
TSA
Which One is Pulling Out?
Eurocopa 2016
Huawei Five-O
"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."
'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'
". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."
"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."
"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"
Secret Identity Theft.
The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat
'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'
'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'
Dept. of cyber friendship.
'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
Facial Recognition Software Installed
'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'
Secret Identity Buff Mugs Collection
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