"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"
State Identity Buff Mugs
Start their day with a splash of state pride—our mugs for state identity buffs feature witty slogans and iconic landmarks, perfect for brightening mornings with a dash of hometown humor.
"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."
Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'
Alabama Traffic Jam
Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe
"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."
Our 4 Branches of Government
Which One is Pulling Out?
Piorities in Minnesota.
Conspiracy Theory Books
"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."
'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'
'We need someone on the outside.'
You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.
". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."
Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).
'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'
"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."
Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing
"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."
Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic
Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.
"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."
'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'
Rejected State Flowers
"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."
"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."
Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'
How to Balance the Budget
R. Chumway: 30 Years in Public Office and Never Indicted
Pro-State Exams
Gingrich Decrees!
I've heard of a man trapped in a woman's body, but
State Identity Buff Mugs Collection
State Identity Buff Pillows
Browse our pillows collection to add a quirky, cozy homage to your favorite state—ideal for living rooms, bedrooms, or as a thoughtful gift.
State Identity Buff Prints
Discover art prints that capture the essence of your state—ideal for decorating your space with humor and regional pride.
State Identity Buff T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for state buffs and wear your pride on your sleeve—or chest—with clever slogans and local-themed designs.