State Identity Buff Pillows

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Our 4 Branches of Government

Which One is Pulling Out?

Piorities in Minnesota.

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

Rejected State Flowers

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

How to Balance the Budget

R. Chumway: 30 Years in Public Office and Never Indicted

Pro-State Exams

Gingrich Decrees!

I've heard of a man trapped in a woman's body, but