Regional Identity Buff Mugs

"...and on your left you'll a see soft southern git"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

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Gerald Ratner's return

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

SupermarketAwful Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Try thinking like a different brand."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

MI5 Press Office

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

Which One is Pulling Out?

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

Branding Matters.

Loyd Grossman

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.