Secret Identity Buff T-Shirts

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

High security Santa's grotto

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Aggression/Security

Milkin' Impossible

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Eurocopa 2016

TSA

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Dept. of cyber friendship.

A hard looking dog enters the Bodyguard school

Facial Recognition Software Installed

'Use it as an end table or, if you want, fold it out to be a fully functional anti-aircraft gun.'

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

'A word of warning