Personal Image Buff Pillows

"You're quite vain really, aren't you?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Some scents are nonsense.

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

The Cat Spa

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Two men in barber shop

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Boarway Show

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

We're polishing our brand.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.