Type A Personality Buff Pillows

'Typical type a behavior.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Cat Nip.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

CEO du Jour

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Banana Split Personality

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."