Type A Personality Buff Gifts

'Typical type a behavior.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

CEO du Jour

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

The Golfing Accident

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Banana Split Personality