Literary Character Buff Gifts

Fairy Tails

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

John Bunyan

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Getting to Know You

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

The Family Joules: Part 22

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Shakespeare Street

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Shakespeare's Brain

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up