Literary Character Buff Gifts

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Shakespeare Street

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Shakespeare's Brain

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"