
"I like to keep things simple."
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"I like to keep things simple."
Post-its
'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'
"Stock options for your thoughts."
'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."
A fight in the Boardroom.
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
"What's a debenture?"
'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'
'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'
Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'
The Dorrie Decimal System
"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."
"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"
'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'
Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.
"I didn't spark joy."
"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"
Business of Fingerpointing Line Art
'What's wrong now?'
"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."
CEO du Jour
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
I'm a self-made man!
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."
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