Stereotype Buff Pillows

Canadian Standoff

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Prejudice/Empathy

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Macho Vegetarian

Latest Aye Phone

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

Pikey and Chav.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"So that's Ireland."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Gas Leak!

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."