Old Hollywood Buff Mugs

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Doris Day

Carole Lombard

Herman Mankiewicz

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

Rita Hayworth caricature

Cary Grant

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

The Lion fantasizing about eating Toto.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

When lice dream.

Boarway Show

Wild West Text Showdown

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Woody Allen

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Melanie Griffith

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.