Hollywood Gossip Guru Mugs

I'm told we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

Wine Talking

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"I only told a few friends."