Tv Gossip Guru Mugs

"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Tom Hanks

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

Wine Talking

"I only told a few friends."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Weditorials

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."