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"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

21st century water cooler conversations.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

Wine Talking

Larry King

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Weditorials

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"