Pop Culture Conversationalist Pillows

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Time Machine Collision

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

The big questions in life.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"It's not easy being green…"

'Too many students taking Mickey Mouse subjects.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Don Jr.

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'