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Ways to discourage teens from smoking e-cigarettes

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Text Culture

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Tough Teddies

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Teen's Comet

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

City centre pub.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."