Teen Culture Buff Mugs

"Relax baby...we're safe. I've been talking on a cell phone since I was four."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

Teen's Comet

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

The Grim Rapper

Over-reaction Man.

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Dog Teenagers