Teen Culture Followers Pillows

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

City centre pub.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Teen's Comet

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Grim Rapper

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

Dog Teenagers

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."