Valentine's Observer Mugs

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Scot holding a heart.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Modern Cupid

Spiders in love

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'They're all for you.'

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

"See anything you fancy?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

Love Potion

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

Romantic Comet

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"