Church Conversion Observer Gifts

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Pope Francis

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Yahweh/Your Way

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Words from a Senator.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Progress

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

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