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"If you don't start paddling I'm going to tell dad you were a poor conversationalist."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Fishing direction sign.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Boat Launch'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Dentists on Holiday

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'