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Originally I was resting before I was between engagements, I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'How's the water, dear?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"You're overthinking this."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Artist Misses the Point

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'