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'Sorry, man. It's just hard to be friends with someone lower on the food chain.'

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Goldfish bowl on raft...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'