Aquatic Philosopher T-Shirts

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

Fish near-death experiences.

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Are you new around here?"

Fish Food

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Snub Marine