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'You lifted your head.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'How's the water, dear?'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Mozart on a lilo

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'