River Philosopher Prints

'You lifted your head.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'Greenwich in the Season'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

The Procrastinator

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Mozart on a lilo

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"