River Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a splash of humor and wisdom—our river philosopher mugs are perfect for inspiring philosophical mornings and thoughtful reflections, infused with wit and water-themed charm.

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'You lifted your head.'

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"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!" mockup

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

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"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!" mockup

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

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reincarnated worm...

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him. mockup

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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'Greenwich in the Season'

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'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...' mockup

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning mockup

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

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Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty) mockup

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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'How's the water, dear?'

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'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.' mockup

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

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''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

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'...the really big ones can be found.' mockup

'...the really big ones can be found.'

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'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...' mockup

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

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"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

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