Rowboat Philosopher Mugs

Originally I was resting before I was between engagements, I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Mozart on a lilo

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Fish near-death experiences.

Artist Misses the Point

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Lemmings on Vacation

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"You're overthinking this."

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'